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Spinal Tap Cucumber Velvet Underground Parody T-Shirt Derek Smalls
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How to Measure
Measure yourself or a garment you already own for the best fit. All measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.
- Width – Measured across the chest, armpit to armpit
- Length – Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem
- Sleeve Length – Measured from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve
Bella+Canvas 3001
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 16.5 | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length (in) | 27.0 | 27.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 | 32.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve Length (in) | 8.6 | 8.9 | 9.2 | 9.5 | 9.5 | 10.0 | 10.4 | 10.8 | 11.2 |
| Width (cm) | 42.0 | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length (cm) | 68.5 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.4 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve Length (cm) | 21.8 | 22.6 | 23.4 | 24.1 | 24.1 | 25.4 | 26.4 | 27.4 | 28.5 |
Gildan 64000
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 16.0 | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length (in) | 27.0 | 28.0 | 29.0 | 29.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve Length (in) | 8.0 | 8.2 | 8.5 | 8.7 | 9.2 | 9.3 | 9.5 | 9.7 | 10.0 |
| Width (cm) | 40.6 | 45.7 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21.0 | 21.6 | 22.2 | 22.9 | 23.5 | 24.1 | 24.7 | 25.3 |
Next Level 3604 (Ringer Tee)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 17.5 | 19.0 | 20.5 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 |
| Length (in) | 27.0 | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 |
| Width (cm) | 44.5 | 48.3 | 52.1 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 |
| Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
* Next Level 3604 is available in XS–3XL only. 4XL and 5XL are not available for this style.
All measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.
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Spinal Tap Cucumber Velvet Underground Parody T-Shirt - Derek Smalls Airport Scene
Hilarious parody of Andy Warhol's iconic Velvet Underground banana album cover featuring Derek Smalls' infamous foil-wrapped cucumber from the airport metal detector scene in This Is Spinal Tap (1984). Harry Shearer's legendary bassist triggers security alarm.
Shipping
Free on all US orders over $55. Below that, shipping starts at $4.75 for a single shirt and scales with order weight — you'll see the exact amount at checkout before you pay anything.
Returns and exchanges
We want you in a shirt you'll actually wear. If it isn't right, you have 30 days from delivery to return or exchange it, and we cover the return shipping.
Items need to be unworn and unwashed with tags attached. Email us at dargott@914pictures.com to start a return or exchange and we'll send you a prepaid label.